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AUTHOR/DIRECTOR:
Bill Herbst
phone: don't call me
PRODUCER:
Brian Kallies
phone: call Bill
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REGARDING MESSAGE BOARDS, CHAT ROOMS, BULLETIN BOARDS, AND OTHER
SUCH MODERN CONVENIENCES...
In the unlikely event that email and other conventional means
of communication should prove less than satisfactory, the Producers have spared no expense in securing bulletin board web
space for your comments regarding these and other H.T.I. projects.
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H.T.I. PRODUCTIONS
We are a group of writers and independent film makers located in Chicago, Illinois,
which ironically is one of the WORST places to be a writer or a film maker. They call it the Fly-Over Zone for
a reason, people. But please don't let this cruel trick of geographic fate prevent you from visiting our offices
in lovely Wicker Park, Chicago. Plan an excursion for the whole family-- group rates are available!
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| THE H.T.I. OFFICES- Conveniently located in the middle of Nowhere, USA |
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A FEW WORDS ABOUT CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
In addition to being the former professional sports marketing home of Mr. Michael Jordan,
Chicago is also known for its stockyards, its heavy industry, its board of trade, and the occasional superfluous cultural
achievement.
| BIRTHPLACE OF ERNEST HEMMINGWAY |
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| Sadly, Hemmingway never sold a screenplay either. |
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